You are my number one. The shark that bites when you touch their private parts. The piece of that corn I will always save for laters. The Thelma to my Louise. You are my flawless best friend. There are no words to depict just how grateful I am to have you in my life and I am so proud of everything you do. Thank you for always laughing with me. Thank you for everything. Happy birthday, pendeja. I look forward to killing the dance floor with you tonight to celebrate.